Fappin'

Fappin': Equivalent to words such as "smashing", "amazing" and the like.

Also means to yank ones penis ever so sensually.

Bubba: That's a FAPPIN' new pair of shoes you got there!
Jonathan: Why thank ye! I love fappin' while wearing these fappin' shoes!

by Pammy Pop April 17, 2014

fappOr

someone who believes malpractice makes perfect.

Oh great, another fuggin' fappOr.

by Quietus November 10, 2003

Fappachino

A sexual act in which a hand job is performed on or by a person of Chinese descent.

I got a fappachino from Ming Lee down at the massage parlor.

by Raviah February 12, 2012

fagpod

A three legged fudge packer

The fagpod commited sodomy on that testosterone-consisting deer.

by Lyv March 11, 2003

Fappet

The last state of ejaculate when the ejaculate has become frothy and light vigorous masturbation has been had and you're running on empty.

"Dude!" "I fapped so much last night, that by the time I was done I was shooting FAPPET!"

by haze19 November 11, 2009

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

Fapportunity

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...

by Musabisama August 12, 2019