Fail Whale

a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

by Benjy-x June 28, 2009

fail at life

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

by Excommunicated February 1, 2008

Fail Sneeze

When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.

"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."

by Festy Stephie January 18, 2010

Fail-Fail

When someone sees a non fail but believes that it is a fail so that person fails at fail spotting

Harry thought that being black is a life choice fail.
FAIL-FAIL!

by CYBERFRE4K August 19, 2010

Fail streak

A Fail streak is a serise of failures in succession.

The ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death.

by Xylias February 21, 2012

fail roleplay

The act of a person falling out of their character and/or breaking the rules that apply to their characters and/or the environment their character roleplays in.

Billy decides to pull his Shank and decides to stab everyone for no reason at all.
Billy: rekt noobs
Victims: Fail Roleplay! Why you randomly killing us?

Billy participates in a roleplaying environment where there are no special super powers allowed. Johnny pulls a gun, and instead of Billy showing gun-fear to the gun of Johnny, he fail roleplays.
Billy: *grabs the gun all of the sudden and kills Johnny out of the sudden
Johnny: Fail Roleplay! You're supposed to show gun fear!

Billy just got killed in that same environment and instead of forgetting all his memories... Billy decides to fail roleplay. Yeah, again.
Billy: *runs back to where he did with his weapon and shoots everyone*

by darkline1 September 3, 2017

Fail Guild

A Fail Guild is an association of people under a "Guild Tag" in the game World of Warcraft that contains players of a disreputable sort. To qualify as a "fail guild," a guild must first be very badly behaved (publicly racist or homophobic), have members that have ninja'd a guild bank on another server, and all members must be defensive and condone their other members' asshat behavior. No amount of epics, raid progression, or well spoken players in a guild can remove the stain of asshatery that denotes a guild to "fail".

Mysteria on Baelgun was a Fail Guild
Sectum Et Impera on Muradin was a Fail Guild

by QwikofMuradin February 4, 2009