Lollage factor

This is a scale used to analyze the precise lol (laugh out loud) factor of a joke or amusing moment. There are three levels of lollage, they are in their respective order from lowest to highest: major lollage, ultimate lollage and maximum lollage. The level of lollage is determined either through a group consensus or individual taste.

Dude, that was totally ultimate lollage.

Major lollage moment, when Jon Goslin was in Las Vegas.

The thing on Donald Trumps head has the maximum lollage factor.

by therealfarq November 15, 2009

clench factor

a reliable and easy ratio used to measure a man's hottnes based on his ability to clench his jaw. the more a man clenches his jaw before he's about to kiss a girl, the hotter he is. this can be seen in the movie "step up."

"oh wow, this guy's clench factor definitely makes him worthy for me"

by sclurba August 22, 2006

Windshield Factor

Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).

"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"

by SF Sam January 1, 2009

orbit factor.

1. When many ugly girls orbit, or are friends with a hot girl in hopes of acquiring some of the positve attention.
2. When one hot girl has many annoying ugly friends.

ORBIT FACTOR. Jesus Christ.

by Zacharoo March 25, 2003

z-factor

The person who is always holding up the group. Consistently the straggler in the group and frequently for "dumb" reasons.

"Where's the z-factor?"
"Rich? He's back there reading that street sign."

by reade January 6, 2009

GH Factor

That effect you get from playing to much guitar hero or rock band, and theres that invisible black hole that everything in the room gets sucked towards.

Anthony: DUDE! GH FACTOR
Gilbert: I KNOW MAN! EVERYTHINGS MORPHIN' AROUND!

by xboxfreak1121 December 29, 2009

Butt Factor

Noun: The amount of butt crack that could potentially peek out when wearing certain clothing.

Before you wear a form-fitting shirt with low rise jeans, be sure to check the butt factor.

Plumbers don't seem to care about the butt factor.

by Creepytastik September 6, 2011