This is a completely subjective, yet somehow measurable scale of how precious, wanky, artsy-fartsy, self-indulgent, too-kewl-for-skewl, deliberately obscure, contrived, psuedo-intellectual…you get my
drift…basically anything pretentious…is. If it seems to
fit any of the aforementioned descriptions, then it is often claimed to have a "High
Wank Factor".
But this scale is not merely restricted to putting the mockers on the clever-dick types, oh, no! Also plebians who partake in the pursuit of pop culture aren't spared from being rated on the
wank factor: the ones who get a high score amongst the various
sub-cultures of mainstream society include the right-wing commentariat, all who are involved in reality TV, lifestyle shows, boy bands, advertising, etc., wiggaz pooncing about in Wu-Tang or FUBU, rice
burner Lancers or Civics that have still have drainpipe mufflers with the
base carby engine…list goes on…basically, any jumped-up
pleb thinking they're more sophisticated than the rest of the common herd.
1. Some
people would claim that many of the radio programmes featured on ABC Radio National have a high
wank factor.
2. Yeah, that wannabe Lancer GL-pretending-to-be-a-Lancer Evo VII is sooo
lame, scoring high on the wank factor for it's pissy little rear drum brakes showing behind the licorice-strapped 20-inch wheels, bouncing off the road with its doof-doof from its subwoofer.
