Ethan

has a killer mike wazowski impression

"I'd live in a penthouse in a room with view," -Ethan (or Mike Wazowski you never know)

by yeeeeeeeeeethan March 17, 2019

Ethan

Usually a sweet, amazing, and loving guy who will always be there for his family and friends. Easy going, very athletic, strong yet kind and gentle. A guy any girl would love to spend their life with. btw he`s mine

Girl 1 "OMG, is that the new guy?"
Girl 2 "yea, totally an Ethan"
Girl 1 "sooo agreed, he`s mine!!"

by his girl94 April 28, 2011

ethical cannibal

one who eats human flesh with the consent of the one being eaten

@batshaped, storyboard artist for cartoon network: i cannot let anyone forget that i am an aspiring ethical cannibal. in my lifetime i WILL consensually and ethically eat human flesh
literally all of twitter: what the fuck

by maxRNG July 18, 2020

Ethan Mitchell

a sexy beast who can make people cum by making eye contact with them.

1-"Look at that Ethan Mitchell over there!"
2-"I think I creamed my pants."
1-"It's okay I came twice."

by YourFriendsMom69 October 6, 2010

ethnic fatigue

Syndrome applying to those of minority descent after ingesting large quantities of food. Results in laziness, fatigue, inability to properly function, etc.

"I just ate lunch. I now have ethnic fatigue. There's no way I'm getting any shit done."

by Sophia Rivers July 7, 2008

Ethan

Loveable

sweet, loving, intelligent, and great sense of humor. He is the kinda guy that instead of spending Friday night together (one night stands), you would want to spend all of Saturday with him. A guy who puts others before himself, especially the people he cares a lot about. He is a one of a kind. Someone you can always depend on and never be mad at. Never let go of an Ethan. He is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

by situation3 February 9, 2014

Ethan

an amazing listener, he's sweet, romantic and you'll fall head first for an Ethan, he makes you weak in the knees and every other cliche, he can be a player but won't break up with a girl without a good reason, if Ethan thinks your special he means it, he's a bit of a badass, usually very good at sports because he's so tall, he makes you feel safe, he's very protective all the girls want him, hes ripped. Girls usually don't let him go too easily, very trustworthy, will kick any guys ass who messes with the girl he loves, most guys are afraid to mess with him, he's usually attracted to brunettes, isn't afraid to tell whats on his mind, he cares deeply about his girlfriend, he'll do anything for the right girl, he enjoys hanging out with friends and flirting with girls, an Ethan is a heartbreaker but does it in the sweetest way. I love you Ethan <3

Did you see the size of that guy's dick ?

yeah, what do you expect ? his name is Ethan after all

J: this guy wouldn't stop calling me sexy last night, I'm so happy my boyfriend Ethan was there to kick his ass !
C: I want an Ethan ! -.-

Last night Ethan broke up with me ...
OH MY GOD ! I'M SO SORRY YOU FELL HEAD FIRST FOR HIM !
No worries he broke up with me in the sweetest way possible :D

Hey Ethan ! wanna hang out today ?!

Sorry man, I promised my girlfriend that I would go see her today, some other time (:

Girl: Something happened today ... :(
Ethan: what ?! whats wrong ?

Girl: its okay, we don't have to talk about it, I don't like telling my problems to guys,
Ethan: Oh, alright. You can talk to me, whatever, whenever, you know that right?
Girl: (heart melts) aww Ethan your the most amazing guy ! <3

by baaaby <3 June 20, 2011