dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.
Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
by 2Weeks September 8, 2011
Get the Murph Dockmug. V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.
by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003
Get the dry dockmug. Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.
Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!
I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!
I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!
by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010
Get the Button-Dockingmug. by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011
Get the Dry Dockedmug. A handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on homosexual Mennonite firefighters.
by VPáJV May 19, 2010
Get the Dick Dockmug. by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008
Get the docking the boatmug. the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo
by amn23 March 2, 2009
Get the space-dockingmug.