clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.

Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.

by Strodum June 13, 2020

Clump-flop

when you are trying to flip through pages for animation and they stick together

I was trying to animate my book, but it was a clump-flop.

by a1sauceypants July 1, 2020

clumpy

The type of feeling you get when you're moody, unhappy, hungry, angry, sad, and basically not in a "people's" mood

Guy1: dude you seem stressed out, what's up
Guy2: I left the house since morning to get my phone and I still couldn't get it. And the air pollution is something else. Basically, I feel clumpy. And I also feel like shit, so......

by jsyk I'm here July 20, 2020

Clumato

A person who comically stumbles among others and or themselves where they proceed to say some ridiculous reptilian phrases and references to reptilian culture whilst falling amidst the air, generated by a pneumatic machine. These people usually have dyed hair, wear glasses, are below the height of 5'0, and have specific skills in sexually punching mirrors but anyone can be deemed the term.

There's this creep in class, he always trips on his own shoes in places where the air is different but I just don't get what's with the reptilian stuff, shit's confusing. What is he? Oh, a clumato.

by Frank the badass from 2006 November 7, 2020

clumsy noji

it’s me, i’m the stupidy clumsy noji.

oh, i just burned myself for the 5th time this week, what a clumsy noji!

by nojimiki November 29, 2020

Clumpkin

To discharge a anal area, for lack of better words come in your ass!

Guess what I just had a clumpkin! Are you jelly???

by Hefë February 5, 2021

ClumsyCousin

Your secret cousin, he is not clumsy, he spies you everyday and night to eat you. Likes edgy jokes, say edgy jokes and you will live.

man Who is that guy with red hat and blue shirt at my window?
another man Oh, that's our ClumsyCousin.

by NOTClumsyCousin February 10, 2021