Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.
Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".
by Laxboo March 5, 2011
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a place, ie party, that is filled soley with men and has a severe lack of females. (also known as 'sausage fest')
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man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!
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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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