Read her beads

To tell someone (her) off.

My gurl Christy was going on about how dope her new timberlands was and how lame my knock-off Fubu was until I read her beads. Bitch don't talk about my Fubu now.

by Pgh Kenn December 11, 2007

beadle

To pick up the stack of cards in a game of Shithead leaving you with one big hand and one small.

Gutted, now i've got a right beadle. I'll never get rid of these.

by Girry April 23, 2008

Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011

beadle

a Caucasian woman who is unpleasant or offensive to sight; an ugly white chick.

All the Coors Light and caffeine in the world and Billy still wouldn't touch that beadle.

by wyebloc May 9, 2012

beadtard

when someone thinks they know something about beading but they really don't.

Suzy walks into a bead shop with a necklace from Africa that needs to be repaired. She says, "I would like to have this restrung because it keeps coming apart even after I had my friend, Christina, who's a bead expert, restring it for me."
Apparently, Christina tied knots on the end of the strings w/o findings...
Normal beaders would use findings. This is why the necklace keeps coming apart...
Christina is a beadtard.

by Crystal D January 18, 2008

beadwacker

a lovely person that could steal any mans heart with a cut of the eyebrow

Desiree is a beadwacker because Benjamin fell for her after just one look.

by sinacrow November 13, 2009

besad

B.E.S.A.D, Bitch eat shit and die.
Commonly found in the nigger-hood.

Nigger bitch: Hey, boo. We should go out sometime.
Nigger male: besad.
Nigger bitch: *forever alone*

by dctr7 July 19, 2011