Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.

"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

Bear In The Big Blue House by Ranky64 March 21, 2017

Bear Macing 

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After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.

"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"

Bear Macing by Karekanolover October 12, 2018

Bear Vision 

A sort of way at looking at girls that has effected UC Berkeley students for years. Because their girls are so ugly, girls who really aren't that hot at all, suddenly seem really hot because you haven't seem a hot one in years.

Dude #1: "I think I like Julie, she's really smart and good looking"
Dude #2: "Dude you totally have some narly bear vision, we need to go to LA pronto"

Bear Vision by Thizz212 November 5, 2007

Bear Forced

Being man-raped by a group of four gay New Zealanders.

I should probably walk you home. This is the exact kind of neighborhood in which you could get bear forced.

Bear Forced by Dan Ross January 15, 2008

Bear Stearned 

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

Bear Stearned by bwbw March 20, 2008

Bear assault 

The combination of a somersault and a barrel roll to get a Bear assault.

Bear assault!!!! Margh *pat pat pat*

Bear assault by laurence5150 February 22, 2009

Bear chick

What do bears and chicks have in common, well, they both like to "cave-in".

I barely peer pressured this chick and she just caved in.

That's a bear chick.

Bear chick by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020