jammy bastard

One who is undeservedly lucky.

University pass mark - 40
Amount of studying/attendance - little to none
Results - 40, 42, 42

"You jammy bastard"

by ranados August 30, 2005

Cocky Bastard

A person who thinks they're all that , ( mostly in boys ) think they're the best at everything, and thinks they look soooo good ( when they don't ).

Girl: " Dre is such a cocky bastard. "
Friend: " IKR ! He's not even that cute, way too confident. No wonder he can't get a girl. "

by KDChambers November 30, 2010

Ol' Dirty Bastard

Just admit it, y'all. The best rapper ever to live. Possibly the greatest human being ever to live.

Shame on you, when you step through to, the Ol' Dirty Bastard.
BROOKLYNNNNN......zoo.

by B-Cubes June 23, 2004

Bastard Tart

1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry

Christ Alyssa is a Bastard Tart.

Shut the gay up...BASTARD TART!

by undividualist January 10, 2006

bastardise

To make a bastard doesn't necessarily have to refer to people. Giving a legitimate word a new meaning could be bastardising the word. Basically, it's butchering the English language. See orphaned. If you have an idea, and someone takes the idea, changes it around and gives it new meaning, that's bastardising. If you design a newsletter, for instance, and someone else takes over and keeps part of your design but applies elements that don't match up with yours, that's bastardising. You get the drift.

Henry, how do you like the newsletter now that Sue's been doing it for a year?

I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.

Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?

Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

yellow rat bastard

Very, very interesting store in SoHo, NYC. It's a humongous store with a wide selection of clothing and sneakers. Rumor has it that there are decaying rats on the floor, but I've never seen any.

Yellow Rat Bastard is a cool, weird store.

by AP Sara Kanakas June 18, 2007

Yellow Rat Bastard

An insult coined by Louis "Red" Deutsch in the tube bar prank calls in the 1970's.

"You yellow rat bastard, you sunnavabitch, I'm gonna put a bullet in ya."

by uh1989 June 4, 2009