anus toaster 

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.

1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.

anus toaster by Ally September 29, 2004

Anus Cake 

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

Anus Cake by BallSlapper9000 November 8, 2011

anus licking 

The act of licking Shadez anus with love and tenderness until Shadez has fully come to an orgasmic peak and exploded his nutritious booty juice all over your face.

King Carlos was anus licking all day yesterday wow he was on 3dz doing it in front of everyone.

anus licking by Shadez-inc. September 5, 2014

anus wrecker 

one who wrecks an anus.

My boyfriend is aggressive when we have anal sex. He is an anus wrecker.

anus wrecker by screambler December 18, 2010

Anus fetus 

A fetus that has miraculously transferred to the anal intestinal, thus being able to give birth to the baby through the anus. This happens once in 32 trillions, though it hasn't happened or at least noted in the anthropological history.

In the 21st century the word evolved into a slang for having a huge amount of excrement in the rectum, and therefore having the need to dispose it in the nearest future.

"I had to shit so bad, i felt like i had an anus fetus!"

"Some history books say that Jesus himself was in fact an anus fetus!"

Anus fetus by The Crazy Madman November 4, 2011

anus stretcher 

When four seperate men grab four metal poles. They proceed to shove them up a person's ass, and each of them run in a different direction.

Joe was behaving in such a manner that would constitute him receiving an anus stretcher.

anus stretcher by BrettyH February 13, 2003

anus boils 

hemrrhoids

sitting on the toilet too long can cause anus boils to fall out of ones butt.

anus boils by Jessie December 30, 2002