Monkey Wrench

Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection

Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"

by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009

meat wrench

1) The male sex organ
2) Third eye, cock, penis, dick, Johnson, shotgun, BONE
3) Clinton's weapon of choice

1) Boy: Hey suzie! look at this!
Girl: what is that? its so tiny!
Boy: its my meat wrench! wanna see what it can do?
2)Snoop Dogg whipped out his meat wrench
3)I say lop off his meat wrench and be done with it

by CanUHearMeNow408 May 2, 2003

monkey wrench

Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).

Thought to cure the common cold.

Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...

Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.

*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*

by Gyre March 25, 2008

Wretchy

1) adj - extremely homosexual
2) n - person who engages in many homosexual activities
3) n - person who thinks they're black when their not

Dude dont grab my ass, you jus pulled an Wretchy

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Wrencher

Tosser, plays with himself.
aA complete waste of space

Look at that wrencher!

Are you having a wrench.

by Tucion September 5, 2003

turd wrench

slang term for a toilet plunger

Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?

by hellbilly_213 August 2, 2009

Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009