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Woody and Buzz

The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?
Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
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Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie
Were you invited? No I got a woody invite
by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022
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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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woody hole

A woody hole is the slag example of a country boy’s womans vagina, pussy or bush. It’s where his woody nests.
I tried to fuck my girls back door last night but she said I could only have her woody hole
by Mikeydet86 November 30, 2018
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woody with a hoodie

Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again
by Juwel June 12, 2018
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Woodie

Means that’s my britches
Hey woodie !!
by Realeast July 27, 2018
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Woodie

Yooo last night we smoked a fat woodie
by Treyway August 6, 2018
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