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Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.
We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.
by barebones March 8, 2017
mugGet the Woke and chokedmug.

Woke Bully

The worst kind of bully, surpassed the 90s and older generations. These bullies are involved in Cancel Culture, Doxxing, and even worse things like Cyberstalking.

More present to Twitter and Tumblr.
A woke bully is a dangerous threat to anyone even to completely innocent people. If you encounter these types of people: DO NOT INTERACT and Report them.
by Ronald Lee November 13, 2022
mugGet the Woke Bullymug.

Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.
Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED
by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020
mugGet the Woke Chokedmug.

Woke passing

A person who is good at using language to appear "woke" in situations that benefit them. But when the time comes, they expose themselves as the average problematic low-key racist that they are.
Did you see that Twitter activist interacting with racists and saying that we have to hear both sides. She's totally woke passing
by Fukcrystalpak March 1, 2019
mugGet the Woke passingmug.

woke shaming

woke shaming is when white people shame other white people for not being woke enough, resulting in silence or inaction, which perpetuates problems of racial injustice.

woke shaming between white people serves the narrative of "being part of the problem or not". It has absolutely nothing to do with the solution.

Example:
- you’re afraid to share information or ask a question out of fear of being met with a “well actually” response from your more woke friends
or:
- you share information with good intention without realizing your less woke friends will feel stupid (which they probably deserve to, but ask yourself- does feelings stupid inspire action and solution? Or does it just make you feel better about how woke you are??)
-someone asks you a question and the first thing you do is point out the problems in their logic/assumptions

Solutions:
-thank people for their questions, acknowledge their effort
-don’t be a “well actually” person. ever.
-repost/share information that perpetuates positivity and action/direction
-don’t look into the past at all. None of this “well you never cared before” or “I’ve cared all along” or “I care better or harder than you” bullshit

NOTE:
-if a POC makes you feel ashamed of your ignorance, IT'S OKAY. just listen and learn. The point is, whether or not shame or guilt is warranted as a feeling, it does not inspire action. Woke white people shaming other white people just makes it all about white people and guess what, IT'S FUCKING NOT.
“I posted the anti-racism reading list on my story, but then deleted, it after all the woke shaming I received from my friends who actually went to the protest”
by no justice no peace May 31, 2020
mugGet the woke shamingmug.

Super-Woke

The act of being woke to wokism.
Recognizing there is no truth is Woke AF!
Recognizing that statement isn't true is Super-Woke
by SpiffDSpaceman March 11, 2021
mugGet the Super-Wokemug.

woke and coke

When you wake up in the morning and do a line of cocaine.
Person1: I got up today and did some blow. I woke and coke today, is that a word?

Person2: I dunno but cut me a line and check it on Urbandictionary.com
by 4tm0sphere December 29, 2007
mugGet the woke and cokemug.

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