Austin Ward

a really hot “TikTok” star, who will fuck ur bitch if u mess with em. period

Austin Ward just fucked my bitch!!!

by smokegrassandeatass August 28, 2020

Ward Churchill

An anti-American bastard. 'Nuff said.

Ward Churchill is probably going to Hell when he dies.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 23, 2005

Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).

Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!

by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008

wardrobe malfunction

A really awesome Seattle band

"Man, Wardrobe Malfunction was great last night!"

by Mr. Luna June 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004

wardrobe surfer

Somone who wear surf clothes but has never surfed in their life!

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Ward

An adjective describing someone who is completely fucking insane.

"That guy isn't rubber room quality, he's the entire fucking ward!"

by DIMECORE February 27, 2017