vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

God's Vagina

A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.

Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!

Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!

Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!

by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009

Vagina

The female pleasure center and reproductive tool, whose needs men mistakenly believe they can satisfy while their women fake contentment and sneak into the bathroom later to find the real thing.

Maria stroked her lonely vagina consolingly.

by LorettaLee February 13, 2012

vagina

something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into

vagina is fun to play with

by thegreatcornholio May 10, 2008

Vagina Boob

Possibly the greatest of all Family Guy quotes. 'Nuff said.

Red(Cleveland)-"It was months before he said two words to anyone"
Andy(Peter)-"Vagina boob."

by fatginger November 15, 2010

vaginalist

someone who makes a living off of vagina's

Porn stars are all vaginalist's

by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009