red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

by Remy11 April 28, 2006

Wet Turban

Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head

Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.

by Tyler The Wall February 19, 2009

Curry Turban

Taking a crap in a swirling pattern on a females head during a sexual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.

"What's up guys. Totally curry turban'd this girl last night!" said Kishan while raising his hand for a high five.

(friends walk away)

by thewinningsheen July 26, 2011

urban turban

Seikh who lives in the city.

Hoodie) Yo ma nizzle hows it hanging bro?
Gangsta) Yo mutha fucka it's hanging bad there's a new gang in town... The urban turbans and they wear shit hats.
Hoodie) YO BWOY U SPEKIN' DA TRUTH BRUDDA?
Gangsta) Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

by Hakim Sanchez February 4, 2003

tulane

1. A collection of Jews, I.E. the nick name Jewlane, Northerners, and intellegent people from Louisiana. Basically the poorest excuse for a college anywhere.

2. Lacking any affinity to have a good time.

1. Hey look at that rich jew. I bet he goes to Tulane.

2. Wow i wish that boring ass mother fucker would stop being so tulane.

by Chris P. February 24, 2005

Tulare

A small town in California full of crybaby liberals that drive Prius’s and conservatives with sick lifted truck with tires that are louder than there exhaust . Tulare is the hottest part of California and everyone either goes to pismo beach or chick fil a for fun because there is nothing to do there.

Hey let’s go to pismo to get out of Tulare for a few days

by Someone that’s not you August 19, 2020

Turbanawkward

When you suddenly realize that you have been wearing a turban for the last hour or so.

"Dude, you have a turban on your head."
"oh." takes it off. "That's turbanawkward."

by ducky500 May 30, 2009