A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.

Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.

carpet toad by Brockm January 8, 2008

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Krimpie Toad

When you and the fellers are out and one of them is acting like a straight up clown but all the boys are still down for it so it makes you squad up even harder than prior to the clownin

Lil HuCkleberry was being a krimpie toad last night at Club Space, he had all the girls hounding for him.

Krimpie Toad by Tyler Likely August 4, 2016

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Mr Toad's Wild Ride

pure awesomeness. everyone wants it.

Trish:When are men going to learn? Women want romance, not Mr Toads Wild Ride!

Brodie: Be fair, everyone wants Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Mr Toad's Wild Ride by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005

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