A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005
Get the Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. mug.1. n. The time between the release of playable graphical content and the point when the content is first used to depict a phallus.
Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.
2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.
2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
1. Ultima Online's time to cock was famously less than an hour, the first public depiction being a penis made out of fish.
2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
by HitNRun November 5, 2007
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1337 Fork: The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time is the best game ever!
Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.
Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.
by Linkzie June 29, 2006
Get the The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time mug.Acting upon or arriving 20-30 minutes after the appropriate or customary time.
A measure of time in which one arrives 20-30 minutes late for an appointment or scheduled event.
A measure of time in which one arrives 20-30 minutes late for an appointment or scheduled event.
"Hey John, you've been late to work every single day this week, what's the deal, man?"
"Yeah, I know. I've been operating on Nigger Time..."
"Yeah, I know. I've been operating on Nigger Time..."
by Skotie December 12, 2007
Get the Nigger Time mug.a dance in the movie rocky horror picture show in which people called "time-warp goonies" dance at the transylvannia transexual convention at dr. frankenfurter's house while singing.
"its just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right. put your hand on your hips and squeeze your knees in tight. then it the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane."
"its just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right. put your hand on your hips and squeeze your knees in tight. then it the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane."
by the most amazing person you will ever meet May 16, 2006
Get the time warp mug.When the time has arrived to undertake a task (often unseemly, difficult, or requiring courage), at which point there is no going back.
MacBeth screwed his courage to the sticking point and approached Duncan's sleeping form, his dagger poised for the killing blow. It was go time!
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
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1. A toast!
2. An occasion which requires a round of shots. Or a round of sips. That's the nature of Chatka Time- it's all about the small sip. It's up to you to decide how big your sip is.
3. Traditionally, it is always the response to the question, "What time is it?" and requires strong alcohol like whiskey, tequila, rum, or occasionally gin at 9:00am.
4. Recently, Chatka Time has come to include non-alcoholic beverages for those who cannot or do not partake of alcoholic beverages. Designated drivers and those on medication can still take part in the toast without sacrificing health.
See also: Na Zdrowie which is a standard Chatka toast as you raise your glass. This is a polish (and russian, and ukrainian) toast to health.
1. A toast!
2. An occasion which requires a round of shots. Or a round of sips. That's the nature of Chatka Time- it's all about the small sip. It's up to you to decide how big your sip is.
3. Traditionally, it is always the response to the question, "What time is it?" and requires strong alcohol like whiskey, tequila, rum, or occasionally gin at 9:00am.
4. Recently, Chatka Time has come to include non-alcoholic beverages for those who cannot or do not partake of alcoholic beverages. Designated drivers and those on medication can still take part in the toast without sacrificing health.
See also: Na Zdrowie which is a standard Chatka toast as you raise your glass. This is a polish (and russian, and ukrainian) toast to health.
1. What time is it? Chatka Time!
2. You got the promotion? I think it's Chatka Time!
3. I heard somebody call Chatka Time. Is there enough Tullamore Dew or should we break out the rye whiskey for this one?
4. I shared your birthday Chatka Time at 9pm last night, but I was studying for a test so I raised a glass of Mountain Dew instead.
2. You got the promotion? I think it's Chatka Time!
3. I heard somebody call Chatka Time. Is there enough Tullamore Dew or should we break out the rye whiskey for this one?
4. I shared your birthday Chatka Time at 9pm last night, but I was studying for a test so I raised a glass of Mountain Dew instead.
by MelanietheGoob March 23, 2010
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