piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

Mitten

A person that is gauche, socially unaware, yet conceited; the human embodiment of a mitten.

Look at Cooper, he's such a mitten.

by jose6969 May 14, 2023

Mittens

A way to say something is cool. Mittens are freakin cool, who doesn’t like mittens.

That shot is mittens dude 🔥
Yooo those tones are mittens 😍
My guy ! That reflection !! MEGA MITTENS 🧤

by Mittensmike January 23, 2021

Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.

She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.

by Snelp December 8, 2017

Bitch Mittens

The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc

Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.

by Madghost28 May 6, 2023

butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.

He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.

by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025