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University of North Texas

A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.

Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.

It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.
Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.
by darkwhiteguy August 20, 2009
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Texas

the only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the american flag.....
and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico... is because oklahoma sucks
look at the flag in our capitol
austin texas... same height as the us flag
by solardog January 27, 2004
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005
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texas chile bowl

When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.
My cell phone bill is so big because of the Texas Chile Bowl.
by texas pete January 1, 2005
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Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.
I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.
by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006
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Rockwall Texas

A small town east of Dallas with 3 exits, none of which are usable because of the INSANE amount of people that live here. Trying to go anywhere on a Saturday is a complete clusterfuck of epic proportions. There is almost always a lane closure or wreck somewhere along the interstate (because rich white people constantly fuck with their phone while driving) that will add to your headache. Rockwall is a great place to live if you want to realize how soon you can hate a place that you just moved to and ultimately go back to Dallas.
Rockwall Texas is a place I cannot wait to move away from.
by Jerral By-God Jones May 15, 2016
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Plano, Texas(frisco #2)

Plano, texas(frisco #2) is basically a replica of Frisco. Girls suck dick and then brag about cum shots up their nose. Some people think they are black and use the "n word pass" and then they think they are ghetto. They fuck anyone who asks them because they are a bunch of hoes whose only goal in life is to have a body count higher then their age. The kids come to school higher then their GPA and their pants lower then their IQ. Everyone gets laid like chickens and all the white girls tell their daddy and mommy to sue so they can get money for fucking pods. Majority of Plano kids hangout with Frisco kids because they want Frisco clout. Every bitch ass is flatter then SpongeBob face. And with that being said Plano Is dumb as fuck and should blow up. Also some white girl is probably going to sew me for writing this just so she can buy a fury dildo or sum shit.
My friend told me he wanted to kill himself so I told him if he wanted more pain to move to Plano, Texas(frisco #2)
by yeadude111 May 30, 2019
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