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third taco 

Similar in concept to "the third wheel." When two lesbians are in a relationship and the third is tagging along (as a friend).
I had an amazing time with Michelle and Veronica this weekend, however, I couldn't help feeling like I was the third taco.
-Beyonce
third taco by thefever May 2, 2014

Tard Taco 

A person or a group of people who has no clue and almost always makes the wrong decision. The failure of a Tard Taco is almost inevitable. If a Tard Taco succeeds, it is usually as the result of dumb luck, or the success of others.
Marc Management is run by Tard Tacos.
Chris is a Tard Taco, he needs a wedgie!
Tard Taco by Aldeuce February 10, 2015

Milk Taco 

A guy creampies in a vagina and eats it afterwards.
Dude did you eat the Milk Taco after?
Milk Taco by Milk Taco February 18, 2015
A huge dried and cracked turd lying unflushed in a Mexican restaraunt, primarily found at Taco Bell and other similar discount Mexican food outlets.
I was going to pinch a fat loaf in the bathroom, but someone already beat me to it with a Tacolog, and I can't even get the shitter to flush now. Great.
tacolog by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

Taco bell shit

A shit so large, so powerful, so smelly that it can only have been caused by eating Taco Bell. These shits can be either runny or solid depending on the quality and the quantity of the Taco Bell you consumed.
Tom: Oh my god, I just had the most deadly Taco Bell shit.

Ben: I know, me and my girlfriend could smell it while boning in my room. The other side of the house.
Taco bell shit by -=MoNsTeR-CoCk=- December 24, 2009

Taco Twins 

2 girls that have been filled by the same beef.

Whether it be at the same time, or months apart, it really doesn't matter because they both have been stuffed with the same meat.

The female version of "Eskimo Brothers."
"Hey I heard that guy filled Shelly last week"
"Yea man he banged Emily too. It's funny watching those Taco Twins interact"
Taco Twins by Cali dreamin September 10, 2013