Taylor Swift

better on mute tbh

Emily (Taylors verison): wanna listen to Taylor Swift
Me: get the fuck out of my face

by caelan_larkin99894 September 15, 2023

Taylor Swift

the music industry

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.

by globedictionary-official February 08, 2021

Phil Swift

THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

"Yo is that Phil Swift"

"I think it is"
Hears in the distance(THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE)

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

Phil Swift

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 05, 2019

Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 07, 2019

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019

swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021