swiss snow cone

To skeet on a girl wearing snow gear while in or flying over Switzerland

Jeremy: Hey, how was your trip to Switzerland?

Matt: Not bad..Met some sweet strange!

Jeremy: Oh nice! Did you buy her food?

Matt: Not unless a Swiss snow cone counts as a meal

by QDawg2cold December 22, 2013

swiss pickle

A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.

Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"

by pallywauly_EF April 24, 2014

swimsexual

A swimmer who is not in a relationship because they are swimaholics and the pool is there significant other

1-why are you not dating anyone ?

2- I'm swimsexual

by To swaggie for you May 4, 2015

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo September 6, 2016

Skidster

In technology a person that exclusively uses tools written by others no knowledge in the field of hacking are referred to as script kiddies. A Skidster is a hipster Script Kiddie.

Man that guy will never learn to hack he is such a Skidster.

by AdeptZoid August 14, 2016

swiss deal

The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.

Wow, Jason! You really gave your girlfriend The Swiss Deal over the weekend? You're a savage dude!

by Cait Ulted Carl July 15, 2016

Swished out

High of smoking blunts, using swisher sweets

I was Swished out

by SweatyScrotumSunday October 26, 2016