scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.

I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020

slumped

When you fall in a position where your body looks broken or crooked.

My cousin was bouncing on a trampoline when he fell and got slumped.

by Smb_Nation March 9, 2020

Slumpskee

A rapper who drops nothing but heat

Yo you hear that new slumpskee?
Yea it was heat

by yung teriyaki May 9, 2020

Slumph

A group of geezers.

I watched the retirement parade safely from the balcony as another wandering slumph meandered by reeking of mentholatum, cigars and talcum powder.

by Notageezer August 20, 2020

Slump Buster

Slump Buster is a term widely used on the west coast of Canada amongst the youth. A Slump buster is a woman that is dated after a long period of being single, this woman is usually used for their body and is quickly disposed of once a better woman is found

Hey are you still in a slump?

No I found myself a slump buster

by Every female in the galaxy August 25, 2020

shumpt

When you take a shit and cum at the same time

Indeed, I have shumpt myself...

by KenaiCanoe_ December 31, 2020

Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021