scrollonoscopy

The act of scrolling long reddit or other sites until you get to the good shit.

I spent so much time online last night it was like a scrollonoscopy.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

Strollpjugen

Pronounced (Stroll-pen-you-genn)
The old english or old German word for "walk over yonder"

Example: My sweetheart and I went for a strollpjugen to see the cows in the field

by owlhoothoot88 September 23, 2019

Strollin it

When you go for a walk latenight downtown

I was just -strollin it- downtown.

by {monster-clout} November 27, 2019

scrollception

Trying to scroll a computer screen being shown in a video

I was watching my favorite vlogger who was sharing his computer screen and fell victim to scrollception again when I tried to scroll the page he was showing on his video.

by tabun January 23, 2020

Scrollthritis

Tendonitis of your thumb from too much scrolling on your phone.

That thread went on so long I got scrollthritis from going through all the comments.

by Jemeli July 28, 2020

Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.

by RealReality August 15, 2020

scrolltum

Scrolling room pics for scrotum and/or peen.

I normally just jump right into chat but they were talking about posting peen, so I did a quick scrolltum.

by DammitCJ December 30, 2020