florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

splote

A person who takes stuff too far or has bad anger issues.

*A kid throws his friends stuff down the roof*
He is now a splote

by Some_kid_you_dont_know August 6, 2020

slothgrip

The firm, annoying, unrelenting, grip of an infatuated woman's arm hooked around a guy's; locked at the elbow.

Friend A: Dang, who's that with the slothgrip on Slim?

Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.

by jousts-94198 November 3, 2009

slot queen

N.
1. A socially-awkward girl who never gives back enough attention compared to the attention you give her. Just like a slot machine, you put so much in and get nothing back.

Jane, would you please stop being a slot queen and say some things back to me for once?

by pedroNegro April 30, 2010

sloth grab

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.

Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

slothical

Slow, lazy.

Sloth-like.

A person who tends to sleep a lot is slothical.

by alexlikesfood December 3, 2014

Slothed

To be stoned out of your mind, your reactions are as slow as a sloth.

This one girl got soooo slothed last night.

by AllPickledUp🍆 February 8, 2015