spinach dick

When you down a can of spinach and your dick grows to the same size as Popeye's muscles.

"Dude, I couldn't get it up last night, so I acted like Popeye and got spinach dick. "

by Pliniomonkey March 27, 2017

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Neg spiral

The phenomenon that occurs when one falls into a deep chasm of emotional despair, which deeply affects ones whole outlook on life. The length of this condition can vary greatly, as some cases can last a matter of hours, while others are terminal.

Jack- Far out dude I am losing my mind!

Dicko- Are you still negging over that babe?

Jack- Yeah, I have descended into the biggest neg spiral.

by thekotz January 12, 2011

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The Spiral

The point in which your mental decline goes from being linear, steady and constant, to exponential... like when a plane loses a wing and starts spiraling downwards. You either hit rock bottom or just die trying.

Alex: "Damn... he's in The Spiral."
George: "Yea, he won't be coming out anytime soon."

by joe7030 January 18, 2018

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spainal

When you go on holiday and get bent over and arse fucked by the locals. Especially if it hurts.

Waaah! I can't sit down because Huan and Carlos and Manuel and Miguel (and even thier sister Maria somehow) gave me Spainal last night.

by PeterPicklePenis June 26, 2008

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spinach

The portion of the labia minora that protrudes beyond the labia majora. Some women have a lot, some none at all. If a big dollop protrudes, the women is said to have "A lot of spinach."

Look at this model! What a mouthful of spinach that would be!

by streaking crimson June 7, 2013

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