Spanner

A hot girl.

Sally is a spanner, she really tightens my nuts.

by Chumpbug September 11, 2020

scanny

See also scanyon

A very large blunt. Shortened version of scanyon.

Guy: Yo!! I just grabbed a qp wanna hit the bong???
Girl: Nah, let's roll a fuckin scanny!!

by plasmaphysics April 8, 2005

Spanner

A large shit whose length spans at least the circumference of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually accompanies release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet.

Mass consumption of sunflower seed shells can turn an ordinary spanner into a mace spanner. Resembling the spiky medieval weapon, mace spanners should be avoided at all costs.

"I just ate 4 bowls of granola. There's gonna be a spanner in the toilet tomorrow, I tell you."

Tom:"Dude, I just shat out a wingless 747."
Ron:"No, Tom, you shat a spanner. Good for you. Now unclog the toilet."

Ron:"I told you should have spit out all those sunflower seed shells, Tom."
Tom:"Fuck you, Ron. My intestines are being shredded as we speak. It's only a matter of time before this mace spanner turns my butthole into a bloody, fleshy origami fortune teller"

by Larsone April 18, 2010

mind spanner

A term used to describe a poor level of workmanship in regard to tightening nuts or other attatchments of that nature.

Person B: "WTF the suspension leg has fallen off?"
Person E: "well its not my fault, i tightened it myself"
Person L: "with what, your fucking mind spanner?"

by Andy Mofflet July 25, 2006

seannery con

one whom acts in a "Sean" like way

you've pulled a seannery con!, your favourite game is Sean Recon

by alan haley May 26, 2008

sanner

A person who loves getting dicked down

Yo Your such a sanner

by Sugar.sack June 28, 2019

Sauerkraut Sannich

A rotten vagina.

I had me some sauerkraut sannich last night. My mouth still stinks. Can I borrow a toothbrush? And some antiseptic?

by Lt. Aldo Rainnes March 18, 2010