Somali Pirate

You wake your girl in the middle of the night and say, "did you hear something?" You then finger her in her butt to startle her and get her to jump up and then try to give her a facial jazz shot. And once you succeed, you throw her off the bed.

Man, I gave her a Somali Pirate when she least expected it last night. Bam ! ! She didn't know what hit her.

by Ninja Gene April 21, 2009

sempai

A term of respect for an some older than you. Typically someone you look up to.

There’s John-sempai he’s an Upperclassman

by [REDACTED] 029 July 16, 2018

soma

soma
<anatomy> The whole axial portion of an animal, including the head, neck, trunk, and tail.

Origin: NL, fr. Gr, the body.

Source: Websters Dictionary

(01 Mar 1998)

by percytiddlywinkle September 24, 2003

Soma

Suck On My Asshole

Jeff: Dad you spilt some food on yourself, growing old, old man?

Dad: Oh soma.

by CRisPyFrEsH June 14, 2009

Somak

A really cool guy who was once your average man, but now a cool God with like 500+ kids to take care of. It's an amazing character made by a really neat boi called "Aeroti" or "Mikey." Somak has been in lots of relationships, he's crazy powerful, but he's also pretty gay.
Yeah.
But he's cool.

Person A: "Hey, is that Somak?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, it is! Hey Somak!"
Somak: "I have 500+ kids to take care of hold on---"

by nikki.stylo April 1, 2019

Somalia

Somalia is a country that is in africa and is near the indan ocean.Dont worry there aint any pirates tryna take yo cash (maybe if ur wealthy but not stealthy) there are shit ton somalis in somalia (because its there own country) and many others are in mostly europe or Canada. One thing u should never do is disrespect a somalis family member. They will prbly give some smoke. The food is GOD TIER i mean like put some bannan in every somali food and mmm it will become a fine meal. Thats it go visit somalia and see its GLORY

Dude : yo abdi ur dads hairline is messed up big time
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me

by A real Somali Nigga February 7, 2021

Somalian Rocket

After having hardcore anal sex and performing a donkey punch on your mate, grab them, and throw them head first through the nearest window, regardless of what floor you're on.

I've had a broken neck since i received a somalian rocket from my boyfriend.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011