Shaan

14-15 years old, an ugly brown guy, thinks he gets chicks but gets 0 bitches. Is extremely annoying, in love with someone named Stephanie

Girl: ew who’s that
Shaan: sup bbg ;)

by Ompaloompaaa April 8, 2022

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shwanz

1. Shwanz is not so much a thing as it is a way of life. You must live the shwanz, love the shwanz, be one with the shwanz. The way of the shwanz is the way of the right.

2. Peepee

Bow down before the mighty awe of the Shwanz. Shwanz will show you the way.

by Andrike Feigenhorn February 6, 2004

shwand

a rock band which never fails to play old stand-bys such as "Sweet Home Alabama", "Last Dance with Mary Jane", "Knockin On Heaven's Door", etc. A band that is unoriginal. shwand=band+shwag

That band is playing "Rockin in the Free World"? What a fucking shwand!

by KC_lady October 14, 2010

Shwankle

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.

dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!

by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010

Shwangmonster

The biggest penis you could ever suck

WOW! He has a shwangmonster the size of my face!!!

by Shwangmonster December 9, 2014

shwanker

A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure)

"That guy is such a Shwanker! He tried to grope me and grope himself at the same time!"

by shelly says April 16, 2016