Number 1 New York times best seller

THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)

This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS

by Averagemale97 April 8, 2019

clubbing baby seals

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

sell felix

To vomit in a violent, convulsive, though ultimately detoxifying way on to another individual.

Well there goes the day. Roger just drank the bong water and sold felix to Joe. Oh look, Joe has started beating the living shit out of Roger with the cat.

by Steve Haas March 15, 2005

SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.

MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"

by dannycarey January 10, 2012

Selasie

Such an angelic and pure heart. Loves helping people around her and has a beautiful mind and soul. Sprinkles positivity around wherever she is. Name origin is from Ghana meaning “God has heard my prayers”

“Selasie was always being kind to people wherever she went”

by Ghanafuo123 November 22, 2021

slit seller

A female who sells her cooter.

I got herpes from a slit seller!

by Ari D. January 29, 2006

succulent salls

a succulent salls is the act when one man takes his own nuts, dips them in a fruit flavored topping and then gently basks the other mans face.

vinny told rich that last night was amazing. vinny said the favorite part of the entire evening was when rich surprised him after butt sex with a succulent salls. vinny loves raspberries and rich knew that, so he smothered his bb's in raspberry sauce before basking vinny's face.

by dusty zub's November 16, 2011