schleeg

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.

"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."

by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024

sceeming

Getting To it. Doing anything to get it

"How you been bro?” Shii just been Sceeming

by Sceemm January 20, 2024

Sclerangularspaspenalcostosis

The condition of having a white, curved, throbbing, ribbed cock.

I had to switch my jeans back to buttonfly because of my sclerangularspaspenalcostosis.

by El Borak February 9, 2024

Scheering

To steal from one's country and political party and then criticize others for doing the same. Worse than hypocrisy.

John is scheering Tom's bicycle and blamed Fred for it.

by ifyoufall April 19, 2024

Saleemed

noun. The act of involuntary anal sex without lubricant.

Roger invested in Mullen Automotive, and promptly got Saleemed.

by Rockraven13 March 19, 2024

sclenzinbrah

A word to describe and nice warm sunny day!

“Today is so sclenzinbrah, let’s do something fun today!”

by thedailynews April 9, 2024

Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.

Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."

by C_Corpze October 26, 2024