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Definitions by C_Corpze

Nintendard

A person with undying loyalty to a company such as Nintendo to a point where it turns into boot-licking or ass-kissing.
Though it may apply to any fan supporting any corrupt or questionable company to a point of dellusion.

They will typically defend or hype up a company even if it's clearly evident that said company is corrupt and does not care about it's customers or fans and continues treating them like garbage or straight up scamming them with low-quality products or disappointing releases.

It's rooted in willful ignorance and stubbornness.

A Nintedard will often engage in online debates, defending bad business practicess or defending terrible products.
They do not listen to reason or logic and may even resort to toxic behavior, threats or insults in more extreme cases.
Person 1: "Duuude, I made some fan-art of my favorite childhood Nintendo character to show appreciation and they straight up gave me a copyright strike."

Person 2: "Well it's not your property, they were right to do so! Nintendo is a company that can do no wrong!"

Person 1: "Oh god, you're one of those Nintendards."
Nintendard by C_Corpze April 6, 2026

Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.
Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."
Schleep sedule by C_Corpze October 26, 2024

egg water 

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
egg water by C_Corpze May 14, 2024