go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but please leave me alone".

father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

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Scrotcher

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch

That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.

by Ed and steve August 19, 2008

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scratch n spill

basically having a wank,maturbation

yeh i got bord so i had a quick scratch n spill session

by nathan brownstain May 15, 2007

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Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:

at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo

by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011

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scratchgasam

The almost inponderable joy of scratching and itch.

This is especially amazing when the itch is one that a) you havn't been able to scratch thus far or b) unknow until you begane the scratching experience.

Scratchgasam:
Kate: My legs were super itchy last night after shaving three days ago

Sarah: Im assuming you scratched it

Kate: Damn straight, it was scratgasmic

see orgasm

by IHideWhereTheyCan'tFindMe February 17, 2012

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