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scratchgasam 

The almost inponderable joy of scratching and itch.

This is especially amazing when the itch is one that a) you havn't been able to scratch thus far or b) unknow until you begane the scratching experience.
Scratchgasam:
Kate: My legs were super itchy last night after shaving three days ago

Sarah: Im assuming you scratched it

Kate: Damn straight, it was scratgasmic

see orgasm
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scratchgasm 

The satisfying, orgasmic feeling when you finally scratch that itchy spot.
I just had the best scratchgasm!
scratchgasm by StickLizard February 2, 2017

Scratchgasm 

A feeling of EXTREME pleasure that occasionally occurs when a male sratches his balls. (generally some of the looser skin from the sack) The pleasure is equal to or greater than the pleasure of an orgasm.

WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
It's ok to scratch your nuts at work or school. You're a man, people expect it of you. But if you have a scratchgasm, try not to moan. That usually freaks people out.
Scratchgasm by Joo ZipperDick July 7, 2008

Scratchgasm 

The feeling a man gets when he first wakes up in the morning and scratches his ball sac.
I knew today today was going to be a great one right after I had my scratchgasm.
Scratchgasm by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010

Scratchgasm 

That feeling you get with a really good backscratch.
She scratched my back and it felt like I was going to have a scratchgasm.
Scratchgasm by Bill Fey May 30, 2008

scratchgasm 

Used in reference to the rapid-fire single leg motion usually executed by dogs when rubbed in "that right spot".
Sean: Stop making out with my dog, bro. You know her nubbin is at the base of her tail.
Paul: Dude, she came over to be rubbed. What else am I gonna do?
Sean: Bro, that's a scratchgasm. You just went all the way with my dog. Uggh.
scratchgasm by Gloves January 9, 2008

Scratchgasm 

when the scratch is so good you prefer it over sex
Bro she gave me such a scratchgasm last night, didn't even care she left me blue-balled.
Scratchgasm by Marrued May 11, 2024
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