Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.

Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.

Jonathan's Robot by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008

gay robot

Gay Robot is a skit done by Adam Sandler and his buddies on his "Shh, Don't Tell" comedy album. It is also referenced on a poster in the movie, Grandma's Boy.

John: "Hey Gay Robot, want some tortilla chips?"
Gay Robot: "Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?"

gay robot by nothing8171 April 8, 2007

corporate robot 

The kind of person you see getting on or off the train in places like Wall Street, wearing a business suit and sometimes, but not always, carrying a briefcase and/or laptop and listening to his/her iPod. Usually has bloodshot eyes and/or a look of stupor on his/her face because of all the hevonpaska that s/he has to take from the boss and from the spoiled rug rats at home. Also usually heard in boring conversation about stock prices and the Dow index, with one eye glued to the Wall Street Report.

Oh no, another day listening to those boring corporate robots talk on the #6 train!

corporate robot by pentozali March 23, 2007

awkward robot 

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.

J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)

awkward robot by J. Dog June 25, 2007

meat robot 

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.

The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.

meat robot by Buck Macho June 20, 2016

D1 Robot Driver 

Biggest Virgin in all of Montgomery Academy

Hey look it’s Luis the D1 Robot Driver!

D1 Robot Driver by AMOSC:luisjrubio December 3, 2021

Full-on Robot Chubby 

When Darth Vader gets an erection.

In Star Wars Episode IV, you can see Darth Vader's Full-on Robot Chubby

Full-on Robot Chubby by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008