Revenue Collector

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.

The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005

revenge

To inflict punishment in return for injury or insult.

Basically, it is to "get back" at someone for something they did to you

Revenge is a lot like Gazpacho - it is a dish best served cold!!!

If some one slaps you around the head and you, in return, break their legs, then that is known as revenge

by Hay Dude June 13, 2005

retention

In general, from the Latin, it means "holding back" The word is used in Medicine for constipation, an impaction of the large intestine by feces. It also refers to the closure of the bladder resulting in an awful bursting pain, because not a drop of urine will come out. That can happen by taking in too many liquids, ignoring the need to piss for hours, and having the full bladder rest on the urethra thus closing it down or having an enlarged prostate pressing on the same tube that empties the bladder. Many drugs, such as cough syrup and some antidepressants, cause temporary retention. Recreational drugs such as ecstasy, morphine, codeine and heroin and methadone may close down the bladder, sometimes for 24 hours. Surgery near the bladder area may upset the local nerves and may lead to retention of urine for 24 to 48 hours or more.

One of my friends took a lot of ecstasy at at a party. After about 5 hours he had a terrible need to empty his bursting bladder. He couldn't pass any pee, not a drop. That went on for 18 hours until he could urinate. That retention led him to give up drugs. Last year I had a hernia operation. After I came to, a beautiful nurse palpated my bladder area and found I had retention of urine. I hadn't gone for about 10 hours. I said I'll go to the toilet. Nothing would come out. I was glad when she held my penis, catheterized me, and emptied out about a quart of piss. Retention of urine is no fun not even when a good looking nurse opened me up.

by Ivy League 82 October 14, 2009

Bea Arthur's Revenge

A sex position coined by AV Club's head writer Nathan Rabin in which a female partner lies on her back wearing a strap-on, and the male receiving partner in the reverse frog squat position is anally penetrated.

Nia Vardalos practices Bea Arthur's Revenge on the adventurous third date.

Like Iverson, Nas was apparently also average in size, but much kinkier. He was into everything: Beetle-boxing, Bea Arthur’s Revenge, Reverse Kickstand, Upside-Down Flying Unicycle, the Backward Unicorn, the whole nine yards.

by 15-year old boy named Michael February 18, 2010

revengence

The act of obtaining Revenge and Avengence at the same time.

Shane: I will get my revengence on all of you giant squirrls

Roger: Ya... Dude thats not even a real word

Shane: Shut up dumbass yea it is!

Josh:Uh ya too bad its not

Shane: WHAT?? You guys are stupid look it up in the dictionary

by Hsoj0202 March 17, 2009

anal retention

Anal retention is holding on to a monster poo when you can't get to the toilet.

Father George's poor anal retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray

by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 5, 2010

Revenge Crabs

The act of buying crabs (pubic lice, dumbass) off the internet and secretly placing them on somebody who has fucked shit up for you.

friend 1: i cant believe he did that. I'm getting revenge crabs on him.

friend 2: oh shit

by the friendly turkey deliverer October 21, 2010