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Anal retention is holding on to a monster poo when you can't get to the toilet.
Father George's poor anal retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray
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Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!
by Adam February 02, 2005
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