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Ruben Dance

A simple dance move that can be done in place or in short lunges -- allowing you to move across the dance floor without breaking stride. Easily distinguished by its hip-thrusts.
"Why does everyone know about the Ruben Dance!?"
by Lasant November 14, 2009
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being a Ruben

being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals
Tom was being a Ruben while dropping off his over time slip not returning till several hours later.
by John Dugan December 7, 2020
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Reuban

Ah very special tool indeed typically not good at science or really anything that envolves brain cells. Shall never play county
Reuban =tool
by Whoppermunch18 October 19, 2019
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Ruben

A guy that can be very very gay
He helps you with anything even your relationships he’s a good friend perhaps a best friend when you are close be there for him he’ll be there for u
“That’s my friend Ruben!”
“He’s gay thou”
“idfk he’s still my friend
by smexy_t4ylor December 4, 2021
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Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
by wrubens August 18, 2006
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reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.
She has a reubenesque face.
by xzybit July 23, 2004
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rueben

hes such a rueben, him and those toes
by piger March 14, 2007
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