red

When a facebook notification, message or friend request appears on your page in the top left hand side of your page. Appearing to be red in color accompanied by a number.

Kate: I can't wait to get home to check my facey!

Rak: did you get any reds?

Kate: no, no one loves me.

by george831 August 2, 2011

The Red Lady

An infamous legend, one of which many have heard, many have seen. Every growing in fame and appearance on Vr Chat, a legend of immeasurable proportions. Have you seen her? We have. The Red Lady is everywhere and no where all at the same time.

Have you seen The Red Lady? It's all around us, it takes control.

by Rakeless November 28, 2019

Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Red Delicious

A nickname borrowed from the common apple which is used to describe an extremely attractive female who easily turns red due to any kind of embarrassment or laughter.

Casper: "Hey girl, you're super cute."
Jessica: "Awww stop it! You're making me blush!"
Casper: "You're even cuter when you blush. You're a Red Delicious!"

by crispychicken November 1, 2012

Red Dildo

The result of a massive dip or flash crash from a cryptocurrency asset. The opposite of going to the moon

I was one zero away from being debt free and then I saw the Red Dildo

by Amigospc May 11, 2021

Red Robinhood

A Red Robinhood is when you tie someone to a wall with a vine and then stick a sharp arrow up there ass and watch them turn into a tomato.

“I will Red Robinhood Andrew Mertz later tonight”

by Blexy March 20, 2021

Regulation reds

The red plastic beverage cups that are consistently abundant at any college/university party or kegger. The go-to cup for standard beer pong and flip cup matches.

"Beer pong tourny at our place tonight; gotta go pick up some regulation reds."

by LiamA October 17, 2011