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RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.
The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).
by hydrogeo May 22, 2010
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Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass
John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion
by EllieJewFace September 13, 2007
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rentals

1. A very cute band (I'm a straight guy and I just said cute - Aaah!) that plays kick ass music.
2. Things you can break without feeling guilt.
1. The Rentals sang California and Friends of P.
2. Betty: These paper plates are rentals so go wild!
Jim: Betty, we're sniffing cocaine off of them, I'd say that's pretty wild.
Babaloo: I've changed my name from Betty to Bertha!
Jim: Well doesn't that just shit your pants.
Bertha: Myes.
by NESMonster February 3, 2004
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Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.
Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!
by ian May 13, 2005
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rectal curtains

A condition caused by to much anal sex.
This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.
by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006
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rectal excrement

dear lord, thats a gooey rectal excrement made by timmy??!!!
by Vanrick August 12, 2007
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rectal paste

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!
by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009
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