burning rectal syndrome

when the rectal area has a firey feel and cause discomfort to the owner of the rectum usually caused after spicy food and dune kune curry

I have burning rectal syndrome from when i got anally penetrated by the dune last night.

by poopbutt696969 June 02, 2008

Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle

The act of inserting a hydraulic hose into another man's anus until he bloats up or explodes from the pressure.

Hey , can you give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle?

No! That would hurt!

I know, it's my fetish ;)

by Benji is a Legend July 26, 2016

rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010

unsanitized rectal wart

an unclean wart that grows in the fecinity of your but hole.

get of your fat ass and sanitize my unsanitized rectal wart.

by rsander75 November 23, 2011

rectal igloo cream

once you shit in a condom and freeze it to be a dildo you fill it with raccon cum and shove it up your ass and wait for it to deforest for that nice cream suprise!

i have been rectal igloo cream rn

by pussy ass April 11, 2023

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

by keifermail June 29, 2009