man queef

the air expelled from a mans anus after anal intercourse.

It was sick. After I had sex with him, he man queefed.

by antjcar86 September 13, 2006

queef

Pronunciation

/ka-wee-f/

Verb
1. To fart out of a vagina (literal).

2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed).

3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook.

Noun
4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around.

Exclamation
5. Used to express embarrassment.

1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often.

2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin?

3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic.

4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs.

5. *Drops book* queef...

by Queefology May 16, 2019

Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 4, 2007

Boner Queef

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.

Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.

by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011

Banana Queef

The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.

Jack: Did you just fart?

Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.

by Matthew A Connor February 25, 2013

queeane

The famous Fortnite player that was discover in a stream by a YouTube reporter named Landon that has mysteriously dissapeared. Some say she uses a voice changer and that she's fake others think otherwise.

Don't become the next queeane(are missing).

by Mysterpersonsmakss August 2, 2018

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005