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Procrastinating

No, I'm not procrastinating.
by ThatPyro September 14, 2015
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procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.
I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015
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Poocrastinate

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit
*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate
by PrincessBLARITY November 20, 2015
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procrastinator

Someone who always leaves something to another day. This is explained in The Amazing World of Gumball episode The Procrastinators.
You are a procrastinator.
by FartWad69 December 13, 2016
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Procrastihater

A term for a person who hates others who are exeptionally good and successful at waiting until the last minute to accomplish tasks.
Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).
by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017
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Procrastination

Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!
-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017
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procrastimate

When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.
If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.
by Spicy B November 7, 2017
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