Definitions by BigTestedCoals

procrastination pump 

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

procrastination pump by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015

No Judge 

Phrase used after someone unintentionally says something that sounds judgmental or condemnatory.

I can't believe you have Sponge-Bob underpants. No judge.

No Judge by BigTestedCoals March 8, 2010

noob fo shoob

A noob so undeniably new and inexperienced at a particular activity or event that it is fo sho inarguable whether that person is a noob or not anymore. By being called a noob fo shoob, it is without a doubt that that person is terrible or lame and everyone else knows it.

Curtis: You are a noob fo shoob.
Jer: I'm so noob I don't even have a comeback.
Matt: Owned.

noob fo shoob by BigTestedCoals January 20, 2009

NFS

An acronym short for: noob fo shoob, which means a person who is a NFS is definitely a noob without a doubt. By calling someone a NFS, it is no longer arguable whether that person is a noob or not, because he or she is DEFINITELY a noob after being called that.

chris: youre a NFS
matt: whats a NFS
chris: a noob fo shoob
matt: oh shit. FUCK YOU!!!
*owned*

NFS by BigTestedCoals January 19, 2009