procrapstinating
When you are sitting on the turlet, offloading a dump for about an hour instead of doing your work.
See Procrapstinate
See Procrapstinate
procrapstinating by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021
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Procrastibating
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009
Like mate stop procrastinating
Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!
Like mate stop procrastinating by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020
procrastinating
seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.
procrastinating by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010
Procrastinating
You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.
I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.
Procrastinating by master-procrastinator June 22, 2012
Procrastinating
What you're probably doing right now instead of cleaning your room, doing homework, or getting ready for the first day of school.
What I am doing right now.
Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.
What I am doing right now.
Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.
"Clean your room!"
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."
Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."
Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:
Procrastinating by aPseudonymer.. August 13, 2011
Procrastinating
Definition, you right now. Chances are you searched this in irony so that way you wouldn't have to do that essay due in tomorrow, or to stop you from cleaning your room.
There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.
There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.
You: Lets see, what can I do instead of working for the next five minutes? I know, I'll search procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
Me: Should I do my revision for my AS exams? ... Nah best define Procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
Me: Should I do my revision for my AS exams? ... Nah best define Procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
Procrastinating by Mechgeek June 8, 2011
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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