Pretzel Mix

A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.

Pretzel Mix was so irritated by salt she began to rant and yell at small children.

by Ryvet October 17, 2008

Pretzel fish

a salty fish. found in your bathtub

"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"

by mmmpretzelfish October 20, 2009

pretzel

A girl who is all wrapped up in herself. The type of girl that takes every conversation as an opportunity to make it about her.

Tyra Banks = pretzel

by J-QUIZ May 22, 2011

pretzel face

Acne so bad it looks like the salt on a buttered pretzel

She got an ass but damn her pretzel face ruins it

by Spooky nun June 3, 2016

Pretzelling

Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.

Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.

by The Lesbian Baby Basket August 31, 2018

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

mercantile pretzel

A man fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass.
Mercantile is a popular gay bar in the heart of California's capital city, Sacramento, leaning it's name to the the said "pretzel"

Treighton was in the middle of a mercantile pretzel

by Shayded September 23, 2015