Definitions by dannybot+2

crotch pretzel 

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

crotch pretzel by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009