pooterskooter

1. v. to procreate
2. v. an expletive often combined with a noun

Synonyms: fuck

1. I pooterskootered your mom last night.
2. Pooterskooter you.

by Jeramiah Schwertzman September 27, 2005

Pooter

See stanker;
A stinky hiney hole. To poot is to make stink juice slide out of your stink hole.

Quit pooting in my drink!

by Dan Sullivan April 5, 2005

Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

by JeanieXO October 20, 2009

pouty pooter

is when one falls asleep, somebody puts lipstick on their asshole, then proceeds to fuck their ass, pretending it is a mouth giving them head.

when james woke up the next day he noticed red lips stick on his underwear from the pouty pooter the night before

by derrick lacy January 14, 2008

Pooter

1. a pussy
2. a wimp

1. dude scott is a pooter. he wouldnt jump off the high dive
2. dude my brother is a pooter, i punched him and he started crying, and hes 19

by Dust Miller February 12, 2008

pootang pie

A slang word for sex

Damn i'm horny for some pootang pie!

by Loz October 29, 2003

Pootash

When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.

Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."

by Chris Poke December 28, 2005