poopingly

Annoying and shit at the same time

Poopingly I didn't make it into the cheer team

by Gabby gab March 19, 2015

Pootine

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

pooping taco

When you are eating a taco, and the ingredients inside fall out of the back.

I.e of a Pooping Taco.
•"Aw man, my taco just pooped all over my shirt."
•"I have to fold the of my taco so it doesn't poop on me."

by not_jt May 10, 2016

poopin dash

When you leave a bathroom quickly because you made the biggest shit of your life in there

I was at this crazy party and I had to pull a poopin dash because because I had to many hot dogs from the day before.

by Creative Cathy July 29, 2016

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

by DerumCapz October 4, 2016

poopinabowl

Something you know you like, but you try to hide. So you fill that gap with something else.

“I don’t have anything for you it’s just poopinabowl!”

by RatchetRalph December 26, 2017

pooptendo

The act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a shit, usually practiced by men.

If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.

When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.

by LanteVigi December 17, 2017